Biografia

Aquesta es una biografia feta l'any 2003...gràcies Ben..

Famous TV Cartoon Character and internationality Acclaimed Authority on the Sport of Animals Played by Gentlemen

Brutus Big Fit Gallardo (BBFG) is a well known figure in leading international circles and most especially by ardent fans of Popeye and those who follow the meteoric career of VPC Andorra XV or frequent the Oval or Bar La Tequila in Andorra la Vella.

Born in darkest Africa (oops Sorry Chile) at some stage in the last century Fil's talent for consuming vast quantities of cookies and chocolate have resulted in him being a larger than life figure in Andorran society. However, his good nature and sunny temperament match his size so we're all OK on that front.

A consummate orator Fil's communications skills have been honed to a fine point and his treacly opening lines of "Hello Darlin', Guess Who This Is" has won him recognition in the highest diplomatic circles and world-wide acclaim in the field of commerce and industry, resulting with the best bookings ever made through Celebrity Speakers! One can just picture Bundeskanzeler Kohl's face on the other end of the line when greeted with this classic, priceless, edge cutting greeting.

Educated in one of Chile's leading seminaries BBFG obtained a Degree in the Art of Gentle Persuasion ( 1st Class Honours in We Haf Veys und Meenz of Making you Talk Proper Engleesch) Fil spread his wings and flew to Europe (he's got very strong arms) where he embarked on a hugely successful career in the Tourism Industry attaining the dizzy heights of night receptionist at a leading hotel in Arinsal, Principality of Andorra. On request and by paying the modest sum of Euros 1000 he can supply you with the names and telephone numbers of all Ski Bunny Agencies in that neck of the woods or alternatively you can visit the website www.bigfilsgirls.com



TOPICS

• How to Not Have to Make the Office Coffee
• Three Sugars in My Coffee
• Hello Darling What Can I Do for you
• The rise and fall of VPC Andorra Rugby XV

PUBLICATIONS

• My Years with Mikhail Gorby (2002).
• Six Steps to Successful Selling (2003).
• IT v ET (2020) .
• Snow Bunnies: A complete Guide on How to Score (1994)